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I don’t have the blood alcohol level to deal with you right now.
  • I don’t have the blood alcohol level to deal with you right now.

I don’t have the blood alcohol level to deal with you right now.

$28.00 Sale

This 100% cotton apron has an adjustable neck strap and waist tie, making it a nice fit for most sizes. It also features 2 front pockets - great for keeping baking utensils or grilling tools handy!

Design is also available as a tea towel here and as a tote bag here.

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