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Tea Towels - Aprons - Tote Bags

          
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I don’t care if the glass is half-empty or half-full. Is there wine in it?
I don’t care if the glass is half-empty or half-full. Is there wine in it?
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I don’t have a bucket list, but my fuck-it list is a mile long.
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fuck-it list is a mile long.
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I don’t have the blood alcohol level to deal with you right now.
I don’t have the blood alcohol level to deal with you right now.
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I keep trying to make protein shakes, but they keep coming out as margaritas.
I keep trying to make protein shakes, but they keep coming out as margaritas.
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I like big books and I cannot lie.
I like big books and I cannot lie.
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I think my soulmate might be carbs.
I think my soulmate might be carbs.
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I will see your sarcasm and raise you some sass.
I will see your sarcasm and raise you some sass.
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I won’t be impressed by technology until I can download food.
I won’t be impressed by technology until I can download food.
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I wouldn’t do anything for a Klondike bar, but I would do some sketchy shit for some whiskey and bacon.
I wouldn’t do anything for a Klondike bar, but I would do some sketchy shit for some whiskey and bacon.
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I'm a mom. This IS my circus. Those ARE my monkeys.
I'm a mom. This IS my circus. Those ARE my monkeys.
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I'm a mother. What's your superpower?
I'm a mother. What's your superpower?
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I'm a nurse. What's your superpower?
I'm a nurse. What's your superpower?
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I'm a teacher. What's your superpower?
I'm a teacher. What's your superpower?
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I'm not saying I am Wonder Woman...
I'm not saying I am Wonder Woman...
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I’m really glad we don’t have to hunt our own food anymore. I don’t even know where the sandwiches live.
I’m really glad we don’t have to hunt our own food anymore. I don’t even know where the sandwiches live.
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JOY
JOY
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Let's get baked
Let's get baked
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Let's get lit
Let's get lit
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Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose your shoe at midnight, you’re drunk.
Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose your shoe at midnight, you’re drunk.
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Love thy selfie.
Love thy selfie.
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Momster: (mom-ster) n. what happens to mom after she counts to three.
Momster: (mom-ster) n. what happens to mom after she counts to three.
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Not only did I fall off the diet wagon, I dragged it into the woods, set it on fire, and used the insurance money to buy cupcakes.
Not only did I fall off the diet wagon, I dragged it into the woods, set it on fire, and used the insurance money to buy cupcakes.
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Not today, Satan.
Not today, Satan.
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Our friendship is built on sarcasm, inappropriateness, and shenanigans.
Our friendship is built on sarcasm, inappropriateness, and shenanigans.
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