• "I wouldn’t do anything for a Klondike bar, but I would do some sketchy shit for some whiskey and bacon." Kitchen Towel

"I wouldn’t do anything for a Klondike bar, but I would do some sketchy shit for some whiskey and bacon." Kitchen Towel

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This 100% cotton tea towel makes a fun piece of functional decor! 

Design is also available as an apron here and as a tote bag here.

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