Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose your shoe at midnight, you’re dr

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All you need is love. And a dog. Ok, and wine. But that’s it. Really.

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Always jingle all the way. Nobody likes a half-assed jingler.

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Atlanta Skyline watercolor

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Christmas...I goat this

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Does this towel smell like chloroform to you?

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Don't worry, I goat this

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Don’t judge my story by the chapter you walked in on.

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Every day I am forced to add yet another name to the list of people I am going to eat when the zombie apocalypse comes.

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First I Drink the Coffee, Then I Do the Things

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First I Drink the Tea, Then I Do the Things

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Georgia Peach

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Georgia with ATL heart

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Here in the South, we don’t hide crazy. We parade it around on the front porch and give it a cocktail.

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Hey Alexa, do the dishes

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I am on my “cutting my own bangs” glass of wine.

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I am silently correcting your grammar.

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I bake, because punching people is frowned upon.

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I don’t care if the glass is half-empty or half-full. Is there wine in it?

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I don’t have a bucket list, but my fuck-it list is a mile long.

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I don’t have the blood alcohol level to deal with you right now.

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I keep trying to make protein shakes, but they keep coming out as margaritas.

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I like big books and I cannot lie.

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I think my soulmate might be carbs.

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I will see your sarcasm and raise you some sass.

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I won’t be impressed by technology until I can download food.

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I wouldn’t do anything for a Klondike bar, but I would do some sketchy shit for some whiskey and bacon.

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I'm a mother. What's your superpower?

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I'm a teacher. What's your superpower?

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I’m really glad we don’t have to hunt our own food anymore. I don’t even know where the sandwiches live.

Momster: (mom-ster) n. what happens to mom after she counts to three.

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Not only did I fall off the diet wagon, I dragged it into the woods, set it on fire, and used the insurance money to buy cupcakes.

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Not today, Satan.

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Our friendship is built on sarcasm, inappropriateness, and shenanigans.

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Ringmaster of the Shit Show

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Shit Creek Survivor

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So what happens when the chips and salsa run out? Do I die, or what?

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Thank you craft beer breweries for making my drinking habit seem like a neat hobby.

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That’s what I do. I bake, and I know things.

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They should have put more wine in a bottle, so there’s enough for two people.

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This year instead of gifts, I'm giving everyone my opinion. Get excited.

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Time to clean my house. And by clean my house, I mean drinking wine and spraying everything with Febreze.

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We cannot direct the wind, but we can adjust the sails.

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Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose your shoe at midnight, you’re drunk.

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