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"Not only did I fall off the diet wagon, I dragged it into the woods, set it on fire, and used the insurance money to buy cupcakes." Kitchen Towel
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"Not today, Satan." Kitchen Towel
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"Of Course I Talk to Myself. Sometimes I Need Expert Advice" Kitchen Towel
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"On The Outside I'm In Complete Control" Kitchen Towel
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"Our friendship is built on sarcasm, inappropriateness, and shenanigans." Kitchen Towel
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"Rescue." Kitchen Towel
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"Ringmaster of the Shit Show" Kitchen Towel
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"Shit Creek Survivor" Kitchen Towel
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"So I'll Cherish that Old Rugged Cross..." Kitchen Towel
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"Sometimes I wish I was a bird so I could fly over certain people and shit on their heads." Kitchen Towel
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"Talk Dirt to Me" Kitchen Towel
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"Thank you craft beer breweries for making my drinking habit seem like a neat hobby." Kitchen Towel
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"That’s what I do. I bake, and I know things." Kitchen Towel
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"Today's Goal: Keep the Tiny Humans Alive" Kitchen Towel
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"Today's Menu: Eat It or Starve" Kitchen Towel
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"We cannot direct the wind, but we can adjust the sails." Kitchen Towel
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