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I'm a mother. What's your superpower?
I'm a mother. What's your superpower?
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I'm a nurse. What's your superpower?
I'm a nurse. What's your superpower?
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I'm a teacher. What's your superpower?
I'm a teacher. What's your superpower?
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I'm not saying I am Wonder Woman...
I'm not saying I am Wonder Woman...
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I’m really glad we don’t have to hunt our own food anymore. I don’t even know where the sandwiches live.
I’m really glad we don’t have to hunt our own food anymore. I don’t even know where the sandwiches live.
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If you are lucky enough to be in Georgia, you are lucky enough.
If you are lucky enough to be in Georgia, you are lucky enough.
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Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose your shoe at midnight, you’re drunk.
Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose your shoe at midnight, you’re drunk.
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Love thy selfie.
Love thy selfie.
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Momster: (mom-ster) n. what happens to mom after she counts to three.
Momster: (mom-ster) n. what happens to mom after she counts to three.
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My career plans were much more exciting when I was five.
My career plans were much more exciting when I was five.
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My Cat and I
My Cat and I
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My Dog and I
My Dog and I
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No Prob Llama
No Prob Llama
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Not only did I fall off the diet wagon, I dragged it into the woods, set it on fire, and used the insurance money to buy cupcakes.
Not only did I fall off the diet wagon, I dragged it into the woods, set it on fire, and used the insurance money to buy cupcakes.
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Not today, Satan.
Not today, Satan.
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On The Outside I'm In Complete Control
On The Outside I'm In Complete Control
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Our friendship is built on sarcasm, inappropriateness, and shenanigans.
Our friendship is built on sarcasm, inappropriateness, and shenanigans.
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Rescue.
Rescue.
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Ringmaster of the Shit Show
Ringmaster of the Shit Show
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Shit Creek Survivor
Shit Creek Survivor
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Sometimes I wish I was a bird so I could fly over certain people and shit on their heads.
Sometimes I wish I was a bird so I could fly over certain people and shit on their heads.
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That’s what I do. I bake, and I know things.
That’s what I do. I bake, and I know things.
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We cannot direct the wind, but we can adjust the sails.
We cannot direct the wind, but we can adjust the sails.
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What the [fork] is for dinner?
What the [fork] is for dinner?
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Whatever totes your goat.
Whatever totes your goat.
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You know it’s a good day when you don’t have to unleash the flying monkeys.
You know it’s a good day when you don’t have to unleash the flying monkeys.
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You never know how little self-control you have until the chips & salsa show up.
You never know how little self-control you have until the chips & salsa show up.
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Christmas...I goat this
Christmas...I goat this
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Ho.
Ho.
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JOY
JOY
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Let's get baked
Let's get baked
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Let's get lit
Let's get lit
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