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Not today, Satan.
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On The Outside I'm In Complete Control
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"Our friendship is built on sarcasm, inappropriateness, and shenanigans." Tote Bag
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Ringmaster of the Shit Show
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Shit Creek Survivor
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Sometimes I wish I was a bird so I could fly over certain people and shit on their heads.
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"Talk Dirt to Me" Tote Bag
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That’s what I do. I bake, and I know things.
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"We cannot direct the wind, but we can adjust the sails." Tote Bag
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What the [fork] is for dinner?
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"Whatever totes your goat." Tote Bag
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You know it’s a good day when you don’t have to unleash the flying monkeys.
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You never know how little self-control you have until the chips & salsa show up.
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