• "I like big books and I cannot lie." Kitchen Towel

"I like big books and I cannot lie." Kitchen Towel

$14.00 Sale

This 100% cotton tea towel makes a fun piece of functional decor! 

Design is also available as an apron here and as a tote bag here.

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