Sweeten your holiday errands with this 100% cotton tote bag!
Design is also available as an apron here and as a tea towel here.
Every day I am forced to add yet another name to the list of people I am going to eat when the zombie apocalypse comes.
I wouldn’t do anything for a Klondike bar, but I would do some sketchy shit for some whiskey and bacon.
I’m really glad we don’t have to hunt our own food anymore. I don’t even know where the sandwiches live.
Not only did I fall off the diet wagon, I dragged it into the woods, set it on fire, and used the insurance money to buy cupcakes.