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Not only did I fall off the diet wagon, I dragged it into the woods, set it on fire, and used the insurance money to buy cupcakes. - tote bag
  • Not only did I fall off the diet wagon, I dragged it into the woods, set it on fire, and used the insurance money to buy cupcakes. - tote bag

Not only did I fall off the diet wagon, I dragged it into the woods, set it on fire, and used the insurance money to buy cupcakes. - tote bag

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This 100% cotton tote bag is a fun way to stay organized and keep your hands free! 

Design is also available as an apron here and as a tea towel here.

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