This year instead of gifts, I'm giving everyone my opinion. Get excited.
Spice up your holiday kitchen with this 100% cotton apron! With an adjustable neck strap and waist tie, this apron is perfect for most sizes. It also features 2 front pockets - great for keeping baking utensils or grilling tools handy!
Design is also available as a tea towel here and as a tote bag here.
Every day I am forced to add yet another name to the list of people I am going to eat when the zombie apocalypse comes.
I wouldn’t do anything for a Klondike bar, but I would do some sketchy shit for some whiskey and bacon.
I’m really glad we don’t have to hunt our own food anymore. I don’t even know where the sandwiches live.
Not only did I fall off the diet wagon, I dragged it into the woods, set it on fire, and used the insurance money to buy cupcakes.