Whatever totes your goat.

*State Love apron

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*State Love tea towel

All you need is love. And a dog. Ok, and wine. But that’s it. Really.

$14.00

Always jingle all the way. Nobody likes a half-assed jingler.

$14.00

Atlanta Skyline watercolor

$14.00

Beach, don't kill my vibe.

$14.00

Christmas...I goat this

$14.00

Does this towel smell like chloroform to you?

$14.00

Don't let your ice cream melt while you're counting somone else's sprinkles.

$14.00

Don't worry, I goat this

$14.00

Don’t judge my story by the chapter you walked in on.

$14.00

Every day I am forced to add yet another name to the list of people I am going to eat when the zombie apocalypse comes.

$14.00

First I Drink the Coffee, Then I Do the Things

$14.00

First I Drink the Tea, Then I Do the Things

$14.00

Georgia Peach

$14.00

Georgia with ATL heart

$14.00

Happy Camper

$14.00

Here in the South, we don’t hide crazy...

$14.00

Hey Alexa, do the dishes

$14.00

I am on my “cutting my own bangs” glass of wine.

$14.00

I am silently correcting your grammar.

$14.00

I bake, because punching people is frowned upon.

$14.00

I don’t care if the glass is half-empty or half-full. Is there wine in it?

$14.00

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fuck-it list is a mile long.

$14.00

I don’t have the blood alcohol level to deal with you right now.

$14.00

I keep trying to make protein shakes, but they keep coming out as margaritas.

$14.00

I like big books and I cannot lie.

$14.00

I think my soulmate might be carbs.

$14.00

I will see your sarcasm and raise you some sass.

$14.00

I won’t be impressed by technology until I can download food.

$14.00

I wouldn’t do anything for a Klondike bar, but I would do some sketchy shit for some whiskey and bacon.

$14.00

I'm a mom. This IS my circus. Those ARE my monkeys.

$14.00

I'm a mother. What's your superpower?

$14.00

I'm a nurse. What's your superpower?

$14.00

I'm a teacher. What's your superpower?

$14.00

I'm not saying I am Wonder Woman...

$14.00

I’m really glad we don’t have to hunt our own food anymore. I don’t even know where the sandwiches live.

Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose your shoe at midnight, you’re drunk.

$14.00

Love thy selfie.

$14.00

Momster: (mom-ster) n. what happens to mom after she counts to three.

$14.00

Not only did I fall off the diet wagon, I dragged it into the woods, set it on fire, and used the insurance money to buy cupcakes.

$14.00

Not today, Satan.

$14.00

Our friendship is built on sarcasm, inappropriateness, and shenanigans.

$14.00

Rescue.

$14.00

Ringmaster of the Shit Show

$14.00

Whatever totes your goat.

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