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  • "I keep trying to make protein shakes, but they keep coming out as margaritas." Kitchen Towel

"I keep trying to make protein shakes, but they keep coming out as margaritas." Kitchen Towel

$14.00 Sale

This 100% cotton tea towel makes a fun piece of functional decor! 

Design is also available as an apron here and as a tote bag here.

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