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  • "This year instead of gifts, I'm giving everyone my opinion. Get excited." Tote Bag

"This year instead of gifts, I'm giving everyone my opinion. Get excited." Tote Bag

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Spice up your holiday errands with this 100% cotton tote bag!

Design is also available as an apron here and as a tea towel here.

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